February 2012
48 posts
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 22nd
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“A person can grow only as much as his horizon allows.”
– John Powell (via kari-shma)
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Feb 18th
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me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 16th
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Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that fucking pedophile what a horrible person"
Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. Crack is whack Whitney lol!"
Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 12th
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“It hurts to let go. Sometimes it seems the harder you try to hold on to...”
– Henry Rollins (via julie911)
Feb 12th
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52hearts: Some things, whether it’s books or people or music or movies may disappoint you, but nothing can ever replace the moment they don’t — as in the single moment you fall in love with them, because that moment will always feel like the best thing in the world.
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 5th
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me: ignores responsibilities and goes on internet
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
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Jan 30th
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