most-awkward-moments:

Think Tumblr is addictive? Wait ‘til you’ve seen this blog! 

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most-awkward-moments:

 Awkward? Like to laugh? Click here! 
At A Party

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How Other Girls Dance:

How I Dance:

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kari-shma:

Close Encounters of the Massive Kind! (by TxPilot)

kari-shma:

Close Encounters of the Massive Kind! (by TxPilot)

You got it.

Just for the record, want and need are two entirely different concepts.

You want to see me? I’ll consider my free time and if I have time to give, you can have it.

You need to see me? I’ll drop whatever I am doing and go see you.

So now you wish we never met? Your wish is my command. I’ll warp reality for you if you think it’s in your own best interest. Bye.

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  • Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
  • TV: lol but good shows are on.
  • iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
  • Sleeping position: lol you're not gonna be comfortable.
  • Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
  • Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
  • Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
  • Tumblr: Keep scrolling, bitch.
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